1. ronaldkn0x:

    this guy is listening to loud ass gospel music in the library and one of the workers asked him to turn it down and he said “YOU CANT TURN DOWN JESUS”

    (Source: tachibanamakotos, via death-by-lulz)

  2. twiabpaianlatfwnogf:



    hello darkness my old friend

    he waiting

    this is like the kinda photo you find on the ground in an abandoned hospital

    (Source: thelandofwtf, via dutchster)

  3. goldenclitoris:

    girl im just tryna get in ur bikini bottom

    (Source: tw0deadboys, via ruinedchildhood)

  4. ufocottoncandy:

    “Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.”

    Ellen Goodman

    (via death-by-lulz)

  5. (Source: o-jirre--god, via ruinedchildhood)





    Monty Python predicted our generation.

    Oh my god

    (Source: vandelay, via wusel-the-terrible)

  6. cokeflow:


    hey science side of tumblr there’s a load of blood in my ear what’s up with that

    it’s bleedin

    (via ruinedchildhood)

  7. prejaculate:

    imagine if you had to wait until you were 21 to drink alcohol

    (via general-westergaard)

  8. world-shaker:

    [leaves this here and backs away]

    (via dutchster)